Lil Xan
Like I said, we're not going in order, but Lil Xan is the worst rapper right now and possibly ever. I'm convinced that there will never be a rapper worse than this guy and that he will be hip-hop's lowest point in history. Just about everything when it comes to Xan is awful. His look, his aesthetic, his voice, and his lyrics are gross. He's not a fun personality either. There are many artists in the realm of sadboy rap that can do better. Imagine calling yourself a Lil Xan fan unironically. Hell, imagine even doing that ironically. Fuck Lil Xan.
Songs I Tolerate
Betrayed
Lies - feat. Lil Skies (for Lil Skies)
Wake Up (for Danny Wolf's beat)
Songs I Hate
Everything else
KILLY
Whose bright idea was it to give Sheen Estevez from Jimmy Neutron a rap career? God, this guy is so annoying. His voice is awful and, like I said, sounds exactly like Sheen. It's really the only thing I dislike about him other than the fact that he's also just like every generic trap rapper of the last 3 years. I normally like unique personalities, but the only unique aspect of KILLY is his annoying voice that makes me want to go deaf.
Songs I Tolerate
Killomonjaro
Songs I Hate
No Sad No Bad
Russ
I mostly hate Russ for his personality and whenever he opens his mouth. I find his music to be incredibly average at best and refuse to listen to him because he makes himself out to be hot shit even though he isn't. Lil Xan may be the worst rapper, but he doesn't take nearly as many L's as Russ. There are many things that he said or did that are either stupid, anger-inducing, or just plain wrong:
- Saying that his idea of romance is "mentally fucking the shit out of her" and going on about saying it's cooler not to give a woman flowers and gifts. You're just lazy.
- Wearing a T-Shirt that says "How Much Xans and Lean Do You Have to Do Before You Realize You're a Fucking Loser" and delivering an anti-drug message in the most obnoxious and condescending way possible.
- Brags about doing everything by himself at every waking moment thinking we would be more impressed than the first time he said it.
- Saying that producers are responsible for all the wack music these days which is just mind-bogglingly stupid when today's producers work their asses off to fit the sound of other rappers. Metro Boomin responded by holding up a sign saying "Russ is wack." Metro Boomin speaks the truth.
Songs I Tolerate
What They Want
Too Many
Songs I Hate
I'm Here
Me You
Comethazine
He's one of those rappers that I wish I liked but I just can't get into. I don't really know why since he's basically every other SoundCloud rapper thrown together to make one of the most generic rappers in the game. His voice doesn't even stand out since he sounds a lot like MadeinTYO with some Smokepurpp mixed in. He checks off every point on the list of SoundCloud rapper stereotypes:
- Brag about your fancy clothing
- Brag about your capability of stealing my hypothetical girlfriend
- Sprinkle a bunch of ad-libs everywhere
- Brag about what kind of drugs you have access to
- Make your songs 1-2 minutes long
Songs I Tolerate
Bands
Stop That Shit
Let It Eat - feat. Ugly God
Songs I Hate
Sticks Out the Window
Piped Up
Oowee
Hopsin
Hopsin is the biggest waste of talent in the history of rap music. He can spit...and do literally nothing else. His beat selection is wack, his subject matter is wack, and he cannot make a catchy hook to save his life. This guy (this FUCKING guy) thinks he's on a level of woke that we can't attain. All he does is rap about how much today's music sucks and that he's bringing REAL RAP back and sometimes sprinkle in some fake deep stuff that would sound profound to a 14-year-old. The biggest example would be the infamous "Did the man who invented college go to college" line. He's so preachy and annoying. His last album, No Shame, is one of the worst albums I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. He's basically just like "I'm banned from Australia even though I'm an innocent angel. It's my whore of an ex-girlfriend's fault that I can't see my child. Anyway, here's a racist song where I brag about that time I paid to have sex with an Asian masseuse."
Songs I Tolerate
Witch Doctor
One of the Ill Minds (I don't remember which)\
No Words (the one where he parodied Young Thug and it sounded better than his entire discography)
Songs I Hate
Happy Ending
Fly
One of the Ill Minds (Again, there's so many I have no idea which)
Token
White rappers who try way too hard to be like Eminem are the fucking worst. Every time I listen to this guy rap I want to blow my brains out. He's the embodiment of the guy who can rap fast but has little to no substance to go along with it. Don't get me wrong, the guy can spit, but he's not on the level of Eminem in terms of bars even though he desperately wants to be. Every white guy who thinks he can rap sounds like Token.
Songs I Tolerate
I don't know, the video where he freestyled over the "In My Feelings" beat wasn't too bad.
Songs I Hate
Every fucking one of them.
Lil Dicky
Oh look, it's The Lonely Island but like the unfunny version. I can't stand Lil Dicky. He so desperately wants to be taken seriously as a rapper but keeps on putting out the same unfunny drivel. The worst part is that Lil Dicky is actually VERY talented as a rapper. During the 2016 XXL Freshman Class promos (where he stuck out like a sore thumb), he had one of the best verses during the cyphers. There are some songs where he actually demonstrates his talent and then there's the awful stuff like "Freaky Friday." Back in July, I said that "Freaky Friday" was the worst song of 2018 so far and as of right now that opinion still stands.
Songs I Tolerate
Bruh...
$ave Dat Money - feat. Fetty Wap x Rich Homie Quan
How Can You Sleep? - feat. The Game
Songs I Hate
Almost every track on the godawful I'm Brain EP
Freaky Friday
Any long song on Professional Rapper
G-Eazy
Why would you call yourself G-Eazy? Why do you also refer to yourself as "Young Gerald" in your songs? This guy is the embodiment of frat boy rap. G-Eazy is the most mediocre rapper that I have ever heard. It's not like he's the worst rapper either, he's just painfully average. You can only listen to him talk about how he has sexual intercourse with your hypothetical girlfriend so many times before you go insane.
Songs I Tolerate
No Limit - feat. A$AP Rocky x Cardi B
1942 - feat. Yo Gotti x YBN Nahmir
I Mean It - feat. Remo (a guy who sounds like a Future knock-off)
Songs I Hate
Him & I - feat. Halsey
Me, Myself, & I - feat. Bebe Rexha
Don't know which song but the one where he says he's the best white rapper since Eminem
Kodak Black
I have tried many times and every time goes the same. The problem is that the only thing holding him back for me is his voice as well as his tendency to sprinkle in at least one line that is very off-putting. There is always at least one or two songs on every album of his that I enjoy, but for the most part I just don't like him. I want to get into him because his cadence, delivery, and punchlines remind me of Lil Wayne, but his annoying voice and slurred delivery ruin it for me.
Songs I Tolerate
No Flockin
Patty Cake
Roll In Peace - feat. XXXTentacion
Songs I Hate
Vibin In This Bih - feat. Gucci Mane
All of Heartbreak Kodak
NAV
NAV is the definition of generic. Look at that bowl cut. That looks terrible. NAV sounds like a robot who just learned how to feel emotions. His robotic, monotone voice can cure insomnia. He looks like DJ Khaled and The Weeknd's lovechild. He averages roughly 1 or 2 good songs per album and that song is always the one with the slow beat switch at the end. And to think that I started to like him before Reckless dropped. I'm an idiot.
Songs I Tolerate
Myself
Up
A$AP Ferg - feat. Lil Uzi Vert (any collab with Lil Uzi really)
Hit
Faith - feat. Quavo
Champion - feat. Travis Scott
Songs I Hate
NAV (the one where he talks about not paying for sneakers)
Just about every other song